The cybertruck was designed to unify us all against brain-dead nonsense decisions

While I’ve had a good time mocking the appearance of these, I do appreciate it when companies take risks with fashion, style, and convention. What I really dislike about these is that they’re really poorly reviewed by folks that purchased them.

I saw one of these parked at my mall. As I was audibly saying “Oh, a Cybertruck” I noticed a second one parked a couple of spots down and continued “huh, there’s two of them.” It wasn’t until I’d finished “what a terrible mistake.” that I noticed the owner had paused climbing in to hear my conclusion prior to hanging his poor defeated head and leaving.

I saw one of those stupid motherfuckers driving thru my neighborhood the other day. That was the first time I had seen one in person and I have to say it was the ugliest piece of shit I had ever seen. All I could do was laugh at the dumbass behind the wheel for wasting their money on that monstrosity.

Also, am I the only one who remembers the old flash game from like a decade ago with a “cybertruck” that looks exactly like this that you bounced around the screen to kill enemies? I’m going on a mission to find that shit now.

I hate that I can tell but this is a cybertruck in ROBLOX

I’ve got a co-worker who wrapped his in iridescent vinyl… Like it wasn’t ostentatious enough 🙄

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The official name for the driver of a Cybertruck is a cybercuck

I always thought they looked kind of cool. Probably could have been something if Elon was not such a moron.

I saw one driving to work the other day and honestly they look goofy af.

It’s like watching someone drive around in a car rendered with ps1 graphics.

Haters gonna hate