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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

You're going to have to find out for yourself, if you're so curious.

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You're going to have to find out for yourself, if you're so curious.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    C’mon man, this information would be very handy.

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    My mother had a personal experience with quicksand. Unlike the movies, its name is correct. She was just suddenly stuck in it up to her knees.

    So now you all know.

    Also, it wasn’t in the jungle, it was in Canada, so she had to rely on being pulled out by my uncle since no vines were around.

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      She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

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        Or reached for a maple tree’s branch.

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          Or held up a Tim Hortons coffee cup to attract the attention of local syrup farmers

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      As a teen I was in the woods fucking around with my friend like teens are wont to do and I got stuck in some. I was quickly half calf deep before he helped me out. Overall that was a fun day.

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    “Warm”

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    Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

    • nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.

      • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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        The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces

        • nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.

      • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Blow on it first,it’s hot.

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      But have they actually touched it?

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.

      (Maybe I’m just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)

      • shottymcb@lemm.ee
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        It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What does it taste like?

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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        Pizza rolls

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        Burning.

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      What a cheap answer, peanut butter can be any number of consistencies based on temperature and is the first reference point for “thick substance”. I need a scientist to experimentally compare the two and fell me if I need gif or skippy and at what temperature and humidity.

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    Alot of pain followed by nothing except for a ring of pain around you the arm where the lava hasn’t completely burnt your free nerve endings off and pain in any flesh exposed to the radiative heat coming off the lava. So basically just a lot of pain.

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      Ring? In lava? Idk about that

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        Right? Don’t believe the lies of the Numenorean deep state. You’re being brainwashed by Elven space lasers! Can you really trust a man who would marry an Elf? It’s an abomination.

        Sauron lives! The King’s Men will rise up, throw down the Elves, their Dunedain lap dogs, and claim Valinor in His name.

        All praise be to Morgoth and his Chief Lieutenant Sauron! Hail the Great Eye!

        Find out more on my blog.

      • lisquid420@lemm.ee
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        oh my god

  • ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
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    You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?

    • Blaine@lemmy.ml
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      10 months ago

      -Leonard McCoy, 2286

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    Lava is molten rock. It is still incredibly dense, if it wasn’t burning hot you could walk on it. How would you plunge a whole arm in?

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    Aren’t you supposed to be dead from the radiant heat before you even get close enough to plunge a ring arm in lava?

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      No. Not all lava is the same temp.

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        Ah well good to know, in case I ever run into a lava pit thps3 custom park style I can know it may be safe to kickflip over.

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    More like lose-a-limb-to-know basis

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    I can’t find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I have no idea if it’s real or a joke. Googling it is just showing me more memes.

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    This is actually very fucked. He literally sacrificifed a few billion cells of his own, and now he is refusing to respond how to burn up less cells to reach consensus of how many cells it takes to feel lava.

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      It’s simple really. He didn’t. Lava is so hot, it vaporizes the water inside cells. His arm would have exploded.

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    I’m gonna take a guess here and say it feels hot. Very very hot.

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      Depending on how hot. Only for a bit as the nerves are destroyed. The body part near the lava that didnt get completely destroyed? Absolutely excruciating.

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        The pain doesn’t always stop when the nerves are severed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain

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          im not sure this would really apply during the whole, limb extinction event.

          It would most certainly apply after.

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    The librul deep state told him to not say!
    Doing it awakens you, brings about awareness that libruls are transsexual mooslem communist lizards!

  • pastabatman@lemmy.world
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    It feel spicy

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    I’d love to let you know, but you’re not on the list, so…

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