If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

Twist, tuck, freeze

You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

Snarky Puppy - Lingus

“I don’t know, can anyone help me learn?” gets so much respect from me. Incredibly powerful mindset.

Prometheus. New liver same eagles

Additional living space (you need specialized training and a permit to enter)

Also helps to think of the word “definitely” as meaning “by definition”

Studying for the PE exam. It’s back, lads.

And even then, there’s a significant safety margin worked into the advice that you shouldn’t swallow toothpaste. You’d need to eat several tubes of prescription strength toothpaste to get sick from fluoride.

Still rinse and spit though

Great tips, but starting with the word ‘alternatively’ sorta suggests that these will work instead of salt…

Bones are organs! that counts!

I usually get these little dudes in the summer. I let them be when I can stomach it, but I have this one lamp at my desk pointed up at the wall to give me some indirect light. Occasionally a house centipede will crawl along in front of the light and cast a really long shadow to freak me the hell out.

“It’s not an RV, it’s a motorcoach”

a sentence that sounds best when shouted from a prison cell

Not a fruit i know, but if you like pineapple on pizza you might also like pickled onions on pizza

Tasty tasty plant snot

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a “wound”

Songbirds in general can be unexpectedly vicious

“Anything that isn’t nothing”

Helps me push through when executive dysfunction hits. Getting outside for even just a little bit is a whole lot better than staying inside while telling myself I’m going to run 3 miles, for example