Also a process engineer. Real answer is “I develop procedures for cleaning contamination critical hardware”. My flippant answer is “I tell other people how to do their jobs”.

Imagine going to college to become a digestive system

Glass industry: We melt dirt

The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”

Make goo go brrrr

I still haven’t found a quick way to explain my job. The best I’ve got is my job title and, “Basically lots of data to make sure I have the right people in the right place at the right time and they’re happy.”

But I’m sure that’s not at all clear for most of you.

So you’re the moron that designed my CIP system with only caustic and no acid, meaning I have mineral scale everywhere and no way to get rid of it. Thanks asshole.