• takeda@lemmy.world
      6·
      6 months ago

      Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.

  • riplin@lemm.ee
    151·
    6 months ago

    Parachutes also haven’t been scientifically proven to work. They’ve never been double blind tested.

  • serpineslair@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 months ago

    Ghost-Repellant. Prevents the viewing and interaction with ghosts.

    All reviews 5-star. Sell this product for easy money XD.