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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

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Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn’t really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I’m getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.

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        Misney makes 'em pay!

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        It’s weird seeing misney in the wild

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      The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

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        He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.

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        Sex shouldn’t be this weird thing we make it out to be.

        If everyone is comfortable with this proposition, then go for it. It’s not for everyone, but in this case, there is no shame and no hiding. OP even communicated in advance what are his limits.

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        Huh? It’s not my jam but in their story everyone seems to know what’s going on and consented. What’s wrong with that?

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    If you’re peeing blood you should probably go and see a doctor because that’s not normal

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      pees blood

      Oh shit that looks expensive

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    Mustve been a helluva stone passage

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    [email protected]

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    deleted by creator

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    I see no evidence of these “girls” you speak of 🤔

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