“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.
Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be
I prefer Re***t
It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read
TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
“Plus Size Gamer”
Dude, we’re fat or even obese.
morbidly sexy
Sounds like a great band name
rubenesque gamer
“You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”
No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
“Hi, I’m Gabe”
You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.
John Madden. Football.
The prequels were better
Well, actually…
