• mightyfoolish@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Allah: “As faithful Muslims, I command you to make a pilgrimage to the desert in the middle of June.”

    Muslims: “Yes, O Lord!” [Proceed to die of heat exhaustion.]

    Allah: “Ha ha! Fuck you!” [Goes off to hang out with the virgins those guys didn’t get for not dying as martyrs.]

    Why aren’t they martyrs? They literally died for their religious belief.

    noun One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles. - The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.

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      7 months ago

      I think dying during pilgrimage is supposed to confer similar benefits to martyrdom.