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borth@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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borth@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • socsa@lemmy.ml
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    Last panel is wrong. Genie would just grant him an MBA from a top tier school

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      I once looked through a textbook from my friend’s MBA course. The first thing I noticed was in a highlighted box in the chapter on business negotiating: “Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

      These are the people that make 10X what I make.

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        This is why I refuse to get an MBA. I already know my pants go on my legs. Thanks.

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          taking notes On the legs, you say? Interesting…🤔

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          Your skill at putting on your pants will affect the outcome of the pants-on-putting operation.

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        Are you sure that wasn’t the introduction to the Speech skill in Skyrim?

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      I learned this in my first statics class, and I have a BS in business administration.

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        Statics? They teaching yall physics?

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          Not spelling though… they skipped right past that.

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