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nifty@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Next he summoned a lemon

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Next he summoned a lemon

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nifty@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    I’ve always pronounced daemon as “day-mun”, as opposed to “dee-mun” (for demon). Then i played Cyberpunk 2077 and they’re calling daemons “dee-muns” and I’m beginning to doubt myself

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      I say daymon for daemon but that’s mostly because the only time I’m talking about daemons is in the context of computers, and not the archaic or “fancy” spelling for demon.

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        ahhhhhhhhh! fighter of the nightmon

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          I love that while reading the post you replied to, the first thought you had was about the dayman and nightman purely based on the word “daemon”. Maybe people are meant to be silly

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      I think you’re right when saying “day-mun” for daemon as my language, Basque, uses the term “daimon” when referring to service daemons in software engineering, which is taken from the pronunciation in English.

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    sudo systemctl stop daemon

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      killall daemon
      
      kill -9 666
      
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        ps aux | grep daemon | awk '{print $2}' | xargs kill -9

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    Should have been “I am not a Demon, I am a Daemon. I automate processes for you so that you have time to do other stuff like finding a girl friend”

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    Can a daemon be my girlfriend? 🤔

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      According to anime, yes.

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    Next he’ll be getting one of these

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    I know a couple of girls who would be down to date a guy who summons demons

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    Pkill is an excorsizing tool

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    summons a lemon? or a laemon?

    (not gonna lie… that actually sounds delicious.)

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    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/407212.The_Wiz_Biz

    This has a similar plot…

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    Imagine having a lisp and summoning a Devon

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      Look up “loadingreadyrun the summoning” on YouTube. it’s crapshot (short comedy skits) Nr 690

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