A motivated Elon produced the Cubertruck and replaced the Autonomous Driving ladar sensors with low resolution cameras. A motivated Elon turned Twitter into Xitter. I’m just saying that maybe you want to avoid a motivated Elon.
A motivated-Elon is why sales of Teslas are declining while other EV sales are up by double digits.
For a billion dollars I have a guaranteed plan to reduce operating expenses by 45 billion. Board of telsa feel free to hit up my DMs
This guy seems motivated. I’d hire them Tesla
I’ll do it for half of that, and I’m pretty sure I have the same plan as the more expensive guy.
Are you telling me that Elon Musk might be, perhaps, quiet quitting? The horror.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
Couldn’t we just buy him a pizza lunch?
He’s gotta share and the manager is buying it out of pocket so they’re gonna cut some little Caesars slices in half.
Nobody wants to work any more
Him not being involved is the best thing that could happen to them, it’s a win-win.
Good thing Tesla has all that money rolling in from its wildly-successful Cybertruck debut.
It’s funny, the world was excited for basically a teched out Toyota Tundra with shitloads of battery. The designers were ready to build that, and they could have kept literally everything else the same (steer by wire, steel skin, glass, bed cover, etc) and everyone would have been happy.
Even looking weird people were excited for it.
But then they deleted half the range and doubled the price and ::pikachu face:: everyone hates it.
Sure, musk was the reason it looks weird, but I’d be willing to bet he’s 100% the reason for those other things too, because they likely had to cut weight and size to make it’s weird look physical possible.
(I’d still buy it if it had 500+ range)
Or maybe the range sucks because some dipshit insisted it use heavy fucking stainless steel instead of lightweight aluminum or because some dipshit wanted it being “bulletproof” as a selling point.
Sounds like some dipshit shouldn’t be making important decisions.
They could replace the skin with foam board, but all that weight savings would just let them reduce the battery to save more on the manufacturing costs.
FYI, it only weighs about 400lbs more than the F150 Lightning, so the skin probably doesn’t add much weight over a traditional truck skin. The four wheel steering tech and glass roof probably add more.
I finally saw one of those in person yesterday. It looked like a Hummer fucked a DeLorean.
It reminded me of when Hummers were all the rage as a way to say, “look how much money I can piss away!”
Award for Person You Could Easily Sell a Bridge To goes to chairperson Robyn Denholm.
He seems motivated enough with Twitter and he makes negative money there. Considering the poster for he has created at Tesla, maybe they should not be motivating him.
I do love that the pay package was blocked by a metal head who owned like five shares.
Robyn Denholm = Denholm Reynholm?
Don’t pay him. That’s probably the best way to keep Tesla from dying.
I’d stay motivated for 1/2 that.
I am guessing you could hire several hundred CEOs collectively for that price. And they would not be splitting their time between five companies. Robyn clearly had their nose so far up Musk’s ass that it is difficult to figure out where one ends and the other begins.
A real life human centipede.
What a whiney little bitch.
Where can I buy this Tesla chair
musk already purchased her…
Tesla Board Chairperson Robyn Denholm urged shareholders to re-approve CEO Elon Musk’s $46 billion pay package this week, saying the vote is “not about the money” while suggesting that Musk could leave Tesla or devote less time to the company if he isn’t properly compensated. “This is obviously not about the money. We all know Elon is one of the wealthiest people on the planet, and he would remain so even if Tesla were to renege on the commitment we made in 2018,” Denholm wrote in a June 5 letter to shareholders. Musk’s pay plan was nullified by a Delaware Court of Chancery ruling in January 2024 after a lawsuit filed by a shareholder. The ruling said that Denholm had a “lackadaisical approach to her oversight obligations” and “derived the vast majority of her wealth from her compensation as a Tesla director.” It also said most board members “were beholden to Musk or had compromising conflicts,” and that the proxy information given to shareholders before the 2018 vote was “materially deficient.”
Too many folks here thinking they can appeal to the board with logic and reason…
Tesla Board Chairperson Robyn Denholm urged shareholders to re-approve CEO Elon Musk’s $46 billion pay package this week, saying the vote is “not about the money” while suggesting that Musk could leave Tesla or devote less time to the company if he isn’t properly compensated. “This is obviously not about the money. We all know Elon is one of the wealthiest people on the planet, and he would remain so even if Tesla were to renege on the commitment we made in 2018,” Denholm wrote in a June 5 letter to shareholders. Musk’s pay plan was nullified by a Delaware Court of Chancery ruling in January 2024 after a lawsuit filed by a shareholder. The ruling said that Denholm had a “lackadaisical approach to her oversight obligations” and “derived the vast majority of her wealth from her compensation as a Tesla director.” It also said most board members “were beholden to Musk or had compromising conflicts,” and that the proxy information given to shareholders before the 2018 vote was “materially deficient.”
Rubber stamp, just looking for the right cover to allow them to do the wrong things.
Well the ketamine sure isn’t going to keep him motivated.
Motivated to do what? Fuck up the company some more?
