It’s not like it’s even all that difficult. Just don’t act like a Nazi.

I’m a simple man. I see Metroid, I click.

Listen, kicking mooks 10 feet into the air and then shooting them with the Bat-tank’s anti-tank gun is perfectly safe because he’s using rubber rounds!

#3 is entirely why I’m skipping the Switch 2, when I’ve previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

Date rape drugs.

Honestly, given that her whole thing is the climate crisis, just about the only more disrespectful thing you could’ve done was name a cryptocurrency after her.

B-but I thought they didn’t have the ability to get him out of CECOT!

I don’t think so? Yeah, every accusation is a confession and all that, but I don’t remember seeing anything to substantiate it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you. And yet, they were lining up to suck his dick even after the last time.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

All is as it should be.

Is that supposed to be Shart? Wow, they did her dirty, holy shit.

Crimson beyond blood that flows

You’re not here to “get it”, Mr. Burton!

I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?