“That’s not a year, that’s his kill count.”
They’re flocking this way.
As a young child I was apparently terrified of Big Bird.
It all makes sense now.
My son screamed like a little girl the first time he met Chucky Cheese.
Especially since he can’t fly, and therefore doesn’t need them to see where he’s going in the air.
That’s what we thought until it turned out that Elmo was the real predator all along.
In retrospect, we should have noticed sooner. He was constantly asking kids to tickle him, after all.
Do any of the muppets not have forward facing eyes? Kermit I think?
Humans have forward facing eyes and we were prey as well as predators.
Now I’m thinking about what would be big enough to hunt big bird
Bigger bird
Humans have the need to kill everything bigger than us that doesn’t show the proper amount of respect.
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Humans have never been anything more than coincidental prey. We’ve been killing animals much bigger and outwardly scarier than us back into prehistoric times. Hell, man, humans used to hunt mammoths with pointy sticks. We’re apex predators.
