Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
I think we’re supposed to name you now?
Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho
Wood glue.
As long as it’s non-toxic.
Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.
Wood-fired pizza ?
All I do is crunch numbers and eat wood glue. No pizza.
Puppy
Hush Puppy.
That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.
Ibuprofen
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.
I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.
Richard!
Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Ass
It was back last August, so… does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
Somehow I have a Mitchell and Webb sketch ringing in my head, but I’m not quite sure which.
…
I think it might be the giant death laser.
Croquette and I think it’s a great name
Puppy 🗿
Bosco stick, I guess “Bosco” isn’t a bad name for a pup.
Cock
