Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.
If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere
I mean he was a comedian.
It would be awesome if he picked it up again after. Imagine Putin’s shame. Empire crumbling, your own state turning on you, the world laughing. And this guy who beat you doesn’t take your kingdom, doesn’t rule with an iron fist to match your own. They just fuck off and tell jokes about your failure until retirement.
Fucking awesome power play
I’d forgotten that! Sheesh, thats some dark material
It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.
My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think
Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.
I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good
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Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!
