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CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

What's the most ironic thing about you?

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What's the most ironic thing about you?

CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Most people who know me think I’m a just swell normal guy with perhaps some offputting vibes. But I was raised under circumstances that would fuck up most people. Turning out well-adjusted, educated, and starting a stable family all basically started as a rebellious phase. I still am gutter trash deep down, but I’ve got a wife and a kid now who I somehow support on a single income working 100% from home. I’ve overcommitted to this bit and there’s no going back. I have to “be a sane human” who doesn’t “sleep in storage units” now. I’ve become a man who “updates underwriters” and doesn’t “dress like a wizard, cast spells in public parks, and barf on the sidewalk”. God help me.

    • Today@lemmy.world
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      We’re all faking it, at least a bit. The fact that you care enough about your family to keep your shit together proves that you’re not trash inside.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Proof is perhaps too strong a word for it, but whatever spends is money, eh?

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      You can dress like a wizard, just do it at sponsored events, or with your kids. Don’t barf on the sidewalk, but the wizard stuff is fine, in moderation.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        That stuff is behind me, for now. The fact that I’m a bearded recluse in a tower who makes a living staring long and deep into a glowing piece of glass that is slowly driving me insane is pretty cool though

        • Tricky@lemmy.world
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          Thanks for this different perspective. Makes the grind more tolerable

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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            Dear diary, today my palantir put me in touch with a pretty chill wizard…

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    I use Linux but can not stand Linux users on here. As soon as there is any conversation about windows there’s a line of people “why aren’t you using linux?!” As if it’s the solution for everything. Linux users have become the vegans of the internet.

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    Short but people have said I look tall af from a distance

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Tis you?

      • squid_slime@lemm.ee
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        How the fuck did you get this!? My ex put you up to this?

        • well5H1T3@lemmy.world
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          Lol

      • Shialac@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Found the german

        • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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          Not quite but close, I’m Swiss ;)

  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    The iron in my blood.

  • z00s@lemmy.world
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    Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

    Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said “I love you” when I told her I wasn’t going to survive the cancer.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      I’m so sorry. 10/10 would date you cancer or not.

      • z00s@lemmy.world
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        Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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          Canada. I will adopt you.

          • z00s@lemmy.world
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            I’ll start by learning to say “eh” and wearing plaid

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Aroace and genderqueer who lives in one of the most queerphobic countries in the world.

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    Extrovert with social anxiety.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    220lbs

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      Seen worse, any workout routine?

      • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        Pizza and Neflix

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          I would switch pizza with evening walks

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            y tho?

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              Enjoy sunset maybe?

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                I do. Love the sunset and the sun rise, great view

  • Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee
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    I love when food that has a high iron content tastes a bit iron-y!

    • weeeeum@lemmy.world
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      This is why I don’t clean my knives after sharpening!

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    deleted by creator

  • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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    When I get what I want, I never want it again.

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    I was hired to ghostwrite Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” but then her accountant got strange with my change so I sent them a version where nothing was actually ironic. And then they actually liked it and released it. How the fuck is “rain on your wedding day” even supposed to be ironic? It was supposed to be a “fuck you” and they ran with it.

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