Didn’t realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.

beholder? More like peholder

So it doesn’t just happen to me…

I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.

Wait. So this is real? Huh.

If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.

Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.