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siriusmart@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How the dinosaurs really died

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How the dinosaurs really died

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siriusmart@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Writing prompt: Wishing on a shooting star is real, but every wish you make causes the “shooting star” to leave a crater somewhere on Earth. The bigger the wish, the bigger the crater.

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      “I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”

      Checkmate atheists.

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        That’s just asking for a large near-c rock. Can’t leave a crater if there’s nothing remaining at all.

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          At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.

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            Do we need to split hairs on money’s paw wish fulfillment?

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        Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs

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          Well done, you’ve created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.

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      Moon be like

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        But there, shooting stars are more like not-so-pretty surprise bombs. Get an atmosphere douchebags.

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    Won’t somebody think of the trout population?

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      Have your trout spayed or neutered?

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