Writing prompt: Wishing on a shooting star is real, but every wish you make causes the “shooting star” to leave a crater somewhere on Earth. The bigger the wish, the bigger the crater.
“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”
Checkmate atheists.
That’s just asking for a large near-c rock. Can’t leave a crater if there’s nothing remaining at all.
At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.
Do we need to split hairs on money’s paw wish fulfillment?
Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs
Well done, you’ve created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.
Moon be like
But there, shooting stars are more like not-so-pretty surprise bombs. Get an atmosphere douchebags.
Won’t somebody think of the trout population?
Have your trout spayed or neutered?
