The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.
ERMAHGERD WYRMS
Oh! You’re home early!
happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing
Relationship goals
Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?
IIRC mantis eyes are a series of small holes/tubes angled in different directions. You can see into the ones that are faced directly towards you down to (I assume) some photoreceptor like our pupils, but the other holes are occluded.
So basically, yeah, kinda. I think.
They like cameras
Voulez-vous une baguette?
Would you like a baguette?
(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)
Naked Lunch
Best three-way ever!!
“Now kiss.”
“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”
Forbidden foursome
Double fisting bruh!
I promise I can stop anytime.
