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- Gettin’ his nails did. Good for you lion 
- That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh. - Applies to both cats and dogs 
 
- For someone who’s never seen a lion, that’s pretty accurate. 
- “You need to paint the King of Beasts.” - Paints a perpetually confused inbred. - “…I’m going to allow this.” 
- That lion has seen some shit 
- That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning. - Honey, is that you? - You seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no. 
 
- She has a nice beard - I tell her that everyday. - It’s part of what makes our bond so special. 
 
 
- Turns out he was lion. 






