Did you know that Lemmy will automatically censor your password if you type it into a comment? Look, my password is *************
holy crap, really? lemme test
minecraft123
help how do i delete a comment
Open file explorer and delete your system 32 folder.
sudo rm -rf /
I know, I took a risk with a windows themed joke lol. I will be transitioning to Linux with this windows 11 bs though.
I will not mind. It was just a joke
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Looks like we got one for real here!
Well yes but actually no. Truth is, the comment was deleted from the start.
Hunter2
Hey, we have the same password!
Let’s try this, sounds fun:
p4s$w0яd123
Edit: didn’t work for me =(
“We’re so in sync! I bet our social security numbers are almost the same- what’s yours?”
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
The best part is the reference to the “modeling job at shutterstock” 😂😂😂
Pointless red circle, pointless post title…
OP not understanding that they’re making a joke about a post that is already a joke on purpose
Ok I agree that the title falls flat but I appreciate that the red circle draws the eye away from the first text from him, so that it’s funnier when it’s read. A rare example of red circle as comedy, if you will.
im a rich young girl, but the bank blocked my money 😭
i will meet you if you transfer me the $200 fee for unlocking it 🥰
dont worry i will pay you back in double when i get it 🤑
I ll pay 500, will you double plllleaase?
sure bby ❤️ u
For real though, security questions suck. Either someone who knows you has the answers which is insecure. Or you forget them. I just put my password in for all the security questions. My mother’s maiden name was definetly “ahsh555[51´,5%8”.
It’s so so so stupid. And if you’re not married and don’t have a pet, I guess you can go fuck yourself.
I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”
I had one that was something like “what did you wish your nickname was when you were 10?”
Duh! Sparkle Bright Rainbow Harbinger Sea Squirrel.
Thanks for ur account info mate 😎
For me, I use stable related answers that are not quite accurate… So for example “first pet’s name”. I’ve never had a pet, and so I instead use the name of my favorite childhood stuffed animal.
The first time I saw security questions start becoming a thing in the late 90s, I’d been online for about 5 years and had gone from a kid with decent tech skills to a skeptical teenager with decent tech skills. When I started seeing all these questions to answer while signing up for an account it set off the warning bells, so however many accounts I set up at the time have completely unguessable recovery answers.
Although one time I think I did guess my forgotten answer to “who was you first kiss?” as “your mom told me not to tell”.
Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the questions though, if you were to forget your password? I answer with nonsense too, just keep it in my password manager or write it down somewhere.
Why would I forget my password? Its in my manager
And what is your dog’s name then ? Just asking for a friend who needs to secure his account
Sounds like password reset questions
Yes. That’s the joke.
