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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world
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    Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1747/

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    dinosaurs may have had big honkers there’s simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas

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      Normally I’m not on board with the perversity of the modern internet, but there’s something noble in what you’re doing.

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      new copypasta just dropped

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        Are… uh… furries, but with scales… a thing?

        Almost afraid to ask.

        If not… I imagine they’re about to be.

        • exocrinous@startrek.website
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          You’ve never seen anthro dragon porn?? What the fuck kind of weird ass porn do you watch that you’ve never seen dragon porn?

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    This meme is bullshit, they aren’t just eyeballing it. They analyze bones for muscle attachments and do modeling and shit

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    Honestly it would be a more accurate portrayal of how vicious hippos actually are. I think on this one, nature is just fucking with us by making hippos look that way.

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    So you’re saying t-rex could have been just a big hippo? ;)

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      Or a giant duck.

      • QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world
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        Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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          I am Arthur, King of the Brits!

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            My liege!

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        Would you rather fight 1 T. Rex-sized duck or 100 duck-sized T. Rexes?

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          100 duck sized t. rexes, and it’s not even close. Grab a couple of the little bastards by the neck and start swinging until they’re all dead. The big boy would crush you with one bite. This also applies to the question that yours was likely inspired by.

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      I lay breakfast for the mean apes.

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    Hey i just thought of an actually good use for generative image ai models

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    the ferocious earth animal known as hipposaurus rex was estimated to kill about 30000 to 100000 humans yearly

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      I mean, hippos are one of the most dangerous big animals

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    He looks like he just shit after holding it in all day

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    I’ve always seen hippos with blunt teeth. Do they wear down those fangs eating river weed?

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      If they’re in a zoo, they cut them off because they’re basically six-8 daggers and hippos are freaking mean.

      Here’s a reasonable link, but yes they also wear down in the wild.

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