Do the alphabet with your tongue
Backwards, in cursive
Like a bulldog eating custard.
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
Buy it dinner first
Front to back
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
In the shower
Citrussy
Aggressively.
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
Suppositorily.
Peel it.