The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoBeauty is on the insidelemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1812arrow-down19
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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-21 year agoMe: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter. Wasp: “You don’t scare me. In fact, I’m going to pretend you’re not even here. La La La! I can’t see you!” Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me. Wasp: “THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I’M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN!!!”
Me: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter.
Wasp: “You don’t scare me. In fact, I’m going to pretend you’re not even here. La La La! I can’t see you!”
Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.
Wasp: “THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I’M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN!!!”