This belongs in Programmer Humor too.
Reminds me of the dad who asked his kids to write instructions on how to make a PB&J.
Big foods’ next attempt at convincing us the next big thing is less meat and more carbs. For a premium price. Then they shrink the bun under ‘enhance the meat flavor’. Rinse. Repeat.
/tinfoilhat
I don’t think this is a “tinfoilhat” moment. Some marketing exec just read your comment and came in his pants.
This is how brain works. Half the time, I do things the other way.
Hotburger squish squish
Checks out. With a round bun that cut is equally “lengthwise” as the normal cut, even.
Future archeologists who found a cookbook with no pictures.
But they’re called toppings, not sidings
and that’s why grenfell tower burned. maybe if it had been covered with tomatoes, those people would still be alive.
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That gun is cut into quarters. It was already cut in half before they started.
just need to learn how to open my mandibles 90 degrees
This is so much more upsetting than it should be…
Thumbnail doesnt look like a sandwich
Cut it two more times and it will be fine.
Whatever gives air cover to ignorance.
The important part is that the dumbest possible interpretation gets the most logical support.
