The future is now old man!

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    yeah kinda like every doctor office or credit card company we ever call. Imagine if everyone who called us had to go through all these hoops.

    Hello thank you for calling [insert your name here]. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. For questions, press 1. For a one-sided conversation, press 2. To leave a sarcastic jab, press 3. To leave a message with our secretary, press 4. To speak directly with [name], please catch me in person most likely wherever you met me or saw me last. Thank you. Goodbye.

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        10 months ago

        “Thank you for calling [Person Name]. We are experiencing a high volume of calls at the moment, and all of our customer service representatives are currently assisting other customers. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.”