• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”

      Me: That’s a Magpie.

      Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*

      My wife: