• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    My wife when we first moved to Wyoming: “What a pretty and dainty bird. What is it?”

    Me: That’s a Magpie.

    Magpie: *bathes in blood as it feasts on the flesh of a dead elk*

    My wife: