Donald Trump is accused of falsifying business records involving the payment of hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.
  • theprogressivist @lemmy.world
    155·
    2 years ago

    Donnie’s complaints

    • Complained about not having a jury
    • Complained about having a jury
    • Complained about jury selection being too boring
    • Complained about falling asleep and being called Sleepy Don.
    • Complained he can’t see Baron’s graduation
    • Complained at a Bodega about Bodegas being the epicenter of violence and crime
    • Complained about not having unlimited STRIKERS
    • Complained about gag order
    • Complained about gag order being enforced
    • Complained about Jimmy Kimmel hurting his feelings at the Oscar’s, which was 38 days ago.

    Wah wah wah. Fucking crybaby. How about not breaking the fucking law asshole?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      20·
      2 years ago

      Haha. He’s still complaining about Kimmel?

      That moron doesn’t even realize his complaints cause more people to tune into Kimmel to see Kimmel make fun of him every night.

      And I hope Kimmel brings this up tonight.