Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
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I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
My high schools (private and public) had security guards
2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well
Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…
Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.
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Exactly that. They use police to protect capital’s interests just like the other countries. So they need to expand police powers. Just look at Weimar Germany for historical examples.
We’re talking about modern day social democrats and you bring up Weimar Germany. There’s a lot more recent examples of social democrats in power lol.
Says the guy living in a police state run by liberals…
Which one?
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.
Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let’s be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.
Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really
Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It’s a bit of a selection bias, because you don’t see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn’t really “hurt” until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not.
Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows.
Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.
After that much it would be rum messy.
Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.
Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.
No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.
No, everything does not cause cancer…
Please tell that to the Prop 65 people
I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.
Good.
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
Were you working as an elementary school police officer?
No. As an HVAC builder
OK Julian
Julian approves.
Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.
