I don’t get it
The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
Hardcore boomer humor
Good boomer humor
unpopular opinion: A drink that’s just booze and juice doesn’t deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it’s called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.I’m a firm believer in that it’s not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
I call it orange vod-juice-ka
I call it breakfast
Consider the bloody mary.
Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.
Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.
There’s a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.
Ah, you talking about Second Breakfast!
We literally just call it vodka juice
Don’t use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone’s downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It’s night and day.
I use Tampico
I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party
Sunny D gang in the house
Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.
That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD
As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother’s death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor’s (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.