I’m a neurology resident. The localization on this diagram is meaningless. Yes, hypertension can cause headache especially if severe, but the distribution shown on the corresponding diagram would be most consistent with muscle strain if anything. Migraine can start and radiate anywhere but is usually hemispheric - if they wanted to pick something specific to the area around/behind the eye they could have considered cluster or sinus headache. What they indicate as “stress” would be closest to a tension headache, which is the classic band-like squeezing/throbbing headache most of us have experienced at one time or another. If you have headache associated with hypertension and any symptoms like focal weakness, difficulty creating or understanding speech, sensory changes, dizziness, confusion, go to the hospital. The scariest type which can be a sequela of htn would be that associated with subarachnoid hemorrhage which is classically described as the “worst headache of one’s life.” Not to suggest that’s an objective characterization; cluster headaches in particular are notorious for having driven some to suicide due to pain severity.

Btw I know this is just a meme, but commenting since some were apparently taking the unedited parts of the diagram at face value

They aren’t, this diagram is completely inaccurate

Great, you went to college, not medical school. If someone graduated with a bachelor’s degree in anatomy and physiology, they took more medical related classes than you, but still no one would say they went to “medical school.” It’s deliberately misleading and insulting to the people who actually spend over a decade becoming fully-licensed physicians. Not that dissimilar to stolen valor, frankly. Phlebotomists, nurses, etc all take medical classes and actually go on to treat patients medically, but still no one would say they went to medical school. You do a difficult and important job and you have every right to be proud of it, but you have nowhere near the level of medical knowledge or training of someone who went to medical school.

Mortuary school is an associate or bachelor level degree. Morticians do not go to medical school

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Had never heard of this meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference - which is essentially a medical dick joke that grew into a meme including multiple published meme studies in medical journals

Bears again, so hot right now

So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

Peace be with you. And also “thank you”

…if they’re above average, I think they’ll figure out the explicitly defined variable. I think the instructor is trying to make sure this problem doesn’t require a calculator and figured defining pi as 5 makes it clear that you can treat it as a whole number. 3 would be more accurate and just as easy, but meh idk that this is that great of a blunder.

Ah yes of course, how could one possibly assume unkindness of someone just because they’re a Nazi. It’s just short for two common words, surely we can’t assume genocidal intent or otherwise fairly criticize anyone for something so trivial

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD

Wow what a poser. I bet she doesn’t even know when Levi Strauss was born, despite clearly wearing jeans

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

Because the Amish disdain for technology is relative. Since smartphones came along, payphones seem quaint in comparison, opening them up for their technological “Amish phase.” Much like how Amish have no issues using bicycles or buggies since the car came along. Give it a few years and before long you’ll see Amish with CRT TVs scrambling for VCRs and NES copies of Super Mario

Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

I can see it on Connect

How many hectares per tank of kerosene does that baby get?

In addition to the other answers, theft is a particularly bad look if you work at any bank, the place people trust to hold their money safely.

Mmm that’s the best part

New favorite job title, from the article: “General Manager of the Sugar Portfolio at Ferrara Candy Company”