How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    ţ̵̗̱̻͇͔̻͍̾̄̽̑̊̌͌͑̒͆̈̌͊ͅr̷̡̻̺͎̱͕̼͕̜̙̎̇ͅy̶̡̧̧̜̙̻̺̪̠̻͈͙͕̼͚̾͂̓́͐͛̂ ̸̡̱̗̝̫̠̫͔̘̙͓͜͟͝ḑ̶̡̛͈̙̥̏͋̾a̶̧̛̦̳̳̐͊́͝c̷͔̳͍̭̪̺̹̺̅̑͜͜͠ͅȉ̷̫̺͎̺͔̎̋̈́̀̿̉̇͐̽̕n̴̩̬̣̤͎̦̬̮͇͊̅̄̂͗̿̅̽̇̉͐̉͑͠͡͡ͅģ̶̛͔̻̣̋̿͋̊͋̎̕̚͝ ̶͚̤̤̼̲̬͆̍͌̚t̵̩̗̘̠̤͗̾̊̅̈́ḧ̷͔̗̘̮̻̺́̈̉̆̇͗̀̌͛͘ͅe̶̡͎̱̠̽͒̄̃̊̿̕͡ ̶̢̭̻̻̰̐͐̃̏̌͂̀̍̽̇̕͝ď̵̛͔̮͓̙͈̠̪̿̈͝i̵̧̧̜̘̠̼͓̫̜͛͜ͅṟ̷͈̫̥͎̺͔̽̄̍̆̈́̔̅̄́ę̷̗̥̻̙͇̜̞̰̻͔͍̖̳̏̈́͑͜c̶͓̱̬̞̞̗̹̲͇̪̔̎ţ̶̝̺̍̒̐̾̿̈́̅̍̇͡͠͝í̷̧̻̣̪̝̙̠̮̔ǫ̶͖̜̱̻̜͇̣̫͙̹̫̻͙̖͓͗͑͒̃̃̅͘̕n̵̡̼̪͚͇͚̾͑͐̔̔̃̉̑̉̃́͌͋͌̚ͅv̴̤̗̹̦̆̈́̾̾̏̌͒̉͐̋͒̚͟͠͝ǫ̷̡̗͙̱̰͇͎̭͖͉̃͒̓́̀͗͊̀͟͟͟f̶̪̺̠̦̠̈́̈̀̆͗̐͊͡͡ ̷͎̬̼̖̹͔̓̉̊̅̓͠f̵̛͍͎̌͋̉́̏̓̌͌̉͘͝͝f̴͇̻̭̖̯͓͓͙͎̫̩̜̪̀̄̄̒͒̆̐̆̀̍̍͝͝͝͠ͅͅo̴̥̫͈͉̐̽̉͊̀͋̕ŕ̵̡̢̛͎͔͉̞̦̫̘͕̤̱̹̖̓̀̃͗̐̀́͋̕ͅͅn̵̨̧͈̬͇̫̦͙̺̮̍̌͂͊ų̷̰͓̳̻͙͖͖͉̜͕̬̤̥̪̈̈́̋̏̿̿̐͘̕͠t̶͎̰͍͎̀̍̈́̇̀̉̿̾̍́̾͊͝ͅh̵̻͉̠͔̭͖̰̯̱͕̒̍̎̊̍̇͘͘͝ ̶̛̺̞̮̥̭͈̇̀̉͐́̾̇͛̇́̽̕͝n̸̛̗̱̣̤̦̤͚̲̐̔͒̈̔̔̏̔̐͐̍e̵̛̙̯̠͕͔̹͒̄͂͒͛̓̀̃̌͐̐́x̸͕̞͖͈̑̈͋̅̋̃̓͐̚̕ṭ̷̱̀̽̓̈́̐̎̍̇͆̕͝͡ ̸̧̫̼̫͙̬̝͕͒́̿͑͂͝͝ț̸͈̲͉̰̲̭̐͘i̴̧͓̦̞̘̰̺͎̤̘̝͈̦̘͕̔̀m̸̢̛͇̞͎̰͍̘̔͐̏̋̀͂̽͘ȩ̷̢̺̹̳͖͓͈͍͇̬̖̤͈͙̀̔̅͛͑͋́͜͝.̸̖̘̓̌̾̒