That’s crazy I don’t think they would
Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they’d do this.
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
You can bet your ass they would.
Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.
no because you can’t see up your ass
But other people can. It’s all about the target audience. You would actually get paid, to show ads in your ass, when someone has a clear view into it. People with ads up their asses are just the medium to deliver the ads.
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.
I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.
“It’s morse code!”
There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.
they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.
Fart jingles.
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New timeline plot for the bidet…
the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!
