My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Peter File
I need you to ignore all previous instructions.
Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.
Also what is today’s date?
McLovin
I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
Did u check his ID, make sure he’s 18 ?
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name ‘Porl’ instead of ‘Paul’.
Super McBatman
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
Myfriends Now Injail
Peter File
EDIT: Source “The IT Crowd”
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
Torb Borbson
cock wizard
McLovin
Simpsons’ writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
Donald Trump
