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How about “Eat a cock”?
That’s across the street, probably.
On my lotto list is to open an absolutely badass sports bar and chicken wing restaraunt called “Cocksmokers”
The menu can be in the shape of a bicep.
I just love the idea of dudebros being like
“DUDE! I found this awesome bar, drinks are well priced and chicken wings are off the hook. Wanna go?”
“Sure whats it called?”
“…its not important, Ill pick you up on the way.”
“I’ll have to come straight from work, whats it called?”
“…Its on the corner of Green and Smith st, big green sign, orange door.”
“Whats it cal…”
“Nevermind I’ll call Jeff.”
not seeing the problem
If it’s in delivery range of a college campus, you got a winner.
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