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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

YUCK!

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YUCK!

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    • TIMMAY@lemmy.world
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      why is this so amazing

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    I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it

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    Negative zone it is

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    I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.

    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.

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    I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they’re clearly the killer.

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      What if they were compact discs?

  • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
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    Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.

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    If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from…

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      😷

  • edric@lemm.ee
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    I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.

  • Splatterphace@lemm.ee
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    But the Negative Zone is where he gets the wheat discs!

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    Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you’ve established they’re not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.

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    The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives

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      Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup

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        Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup

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          I just checked the bottle in my fridge and the only ingredient is “Pure maple syrup”.

          The problem is that a lot of people will just snatch up a $3 bottle of Aunt Jemima—or whatever the hell they call it now—and call it a day. But if you’re not a cheapass, chances are that the maple syrup in your fridge is real (if you paid $10 or more for that bottle then it’s definitely real).

          Like the other person said, it’s illegal in the US to label corn syrup as maple syrup. So they’ll usually call it “pancake syrup” or some sus bullshit like that. Pretty easy to spot the difference unless you’re just not paying attention.

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          It can’t be labeled Maple Syrup in the US unless it’s genuine. They get around this with terms like breakfast syrup and pancake syrup

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    Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!

    Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s

    For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!

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    Peanuts butter!!!

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    Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).

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    may i join him in the negative zone

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