I’m training and he’s 6 months old. Got blue painters tape marking both entrances to the kitchen and he has to watch behind them.

Little shit always puts a paw over and he knows it.

“Hey. Out.”

dog backs up and sits…Boop.

“And your paw!”

moves paw back out…boop.

Yeah alright Gordon Ramsay, not everyone can afford water to boil /s

My cat always tries to steal toothpaste from my mouth because it’s minty

how do you like to cook your boiling water? i’m a fan of deep frying.