Writing in Weird Al for president

I were a rich musical artist, I consider a Weird Al Parody a badge of honour

IIIIII’ll nab cabbage and do plant damage
I’mma masticate the crops I take
You can’t grow carrots while I’m in here
Now my bunny ears cause your bunny fears so
While you re-seed and wonder why
Your farm’s in ruins, corn has all died
Holes in sod, missing cabb-age
I’m telling you it’s rabbitage

Listen, all y’all, it’s rabbitage
Listen, all y’all, it’s rabbitage
Listen, all y’all, it’s rabbitage
Listen, all y’all, it’s rabbitage

I just wish we could get some heavy met-Al

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Gavin Dunne.