DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
How did I get here
Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
Mind = bear
Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
Water bears?
This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
Dude, so do I
-the bear
You came to me?? I shouldn’t have told people on the internet where I live
You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
Did someone mention drop bears?
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
Do tardigrade count?
Without my glasses I saw “risk of deer attack”, which I think makes this post funnier
Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
It’s obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don’t have any bears. :F
Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
