Pizza is an extraordinarily rich, fat-forward food. Things that are too fatty or greasy are often balanced by adding something acidic. I may not enjoy the taste myself, but pineapple does fit that role.

As a person of exceptional taste, do you think mint and cranberry would go well together? It came to me in a dream, but I am too afraid to try it for myself.

No, though if you’re ready for it, it’s not that bad.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Depends on the ratio.