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The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal

So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation’s leader in state sanctioned executions, you don’t get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.

Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.

yfw you apparently forgot you get executed by firing squad

I’d probably try Fugu if I had to order my last meal. I also doubt they would bother to cook it properly so I would avoid my sentence (officially).

Congrats, you now die of starvation.

It’s rich in iron.