Most American meme you’ve ever seen.

I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs

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    Yeah after 25 years of zero dentist visits I have my first toothache this week. I’ll never financially recover from this.

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        With how dental insurance is done in the US, it’s almost the same regardless if you have insurance or not.

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    I’m not even American and they are the first things I would do if I won the lottery.

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    If I won the lottery, no one currently in my life would ever see or hear from me again.

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      If I won the lottery, I’d try not to really change much about my lifestyle. I’d work the same job, drive the same car. I’d pay my house off, but otherwise treat the lottery money as retirement and/or an emergency fund and earn some extra money off the interest (interest alone off a few million sitting in a money market account might be decent). Otherwise, I’d try to act like nothing happened, just live a relatively comfortable life, but still work, albeit with less stress.

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        There are rare instances where people don’t hate and despise their job and bosses. Rare, but in your case, it does happen. For the vast majority of us we’d afford nutritious food, get in to see a medical professional, and afford a home…while loud-quitting and telling the boss to fuck himself.

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      Dentist are still pretty expensive where I live (West Europe), if you need anything more than basic care, you will pay €€€ and insurance won’t pay much.

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      I haven’t won the lottery and I already do all of these in the USA. My wife and kids go to the dentist as needed, as do I, and we go to the doctor anytime we need to. Our health and dental insurance are good, but we could still get medical / dental care without it if needed.

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    Is that a common dentist stance? I don’t ever remember one straddling my head in their crotch

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    most of yall don’t need therapy and it comes off as weak that everyone jokes about it like you’re all broken.

    this is why the conservatives will win. toughen up folks. i need yall to be ready.

    EDIT - i see that lemmy is just as soft as reddit. it’s fine. ya’ll will be the ones with the boot mashing your face in, not me.

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      most of yall don’t need dentistry and it comes off as weak that everyone jokes about it like you’re all broken.

      this is why the lions will win. toughen up folks. i need yall to be ready.

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      toughen up folks.

      Common notion - until people need therapy themselves and realize it can hit everyone, also the “tough” ones.

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      Lol do conservatives not go to therapy? Are you drawing political lines around health care?! Bro, go outside.

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        As a general rule, Conservatives don’t believe in mental health. Mental illness is thought of as a personal failing, and an issue to be solved by an individual “toughening-up”.

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      Everyone deserves therapy from time to time, some needing it more than others. Maybe consider not calling people weak for wanting or needing help. It’s normal and human.