What’s the matter babe, you still haven’t fired you 40 Jillimeter Janon.

Such a missed opportunity to have the treads look more like huge zippers

Coulda used that thing during the cold War. Soviets would have creamed their boring pants so hard they wouldn’t be able to fight.

“Now we will be practicing the jull-down position. Position yourself behind the hill so that the jurret is the only thing visible to the enemy. Then you can fire the jannon.”