LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agojust jillinglemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down148
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minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoJack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down, and broke his crown. And Jill came tumbling after. I mean cmon.
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said “do you wanna?” Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoA story more tragic than the original.
thats where it came from?!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down, and broke his crown. And Jill came tumbling after.
I mean cmon.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said “do you wanna?”
Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
A story more tragic than the original.