“Scream not working because space make deaf.”
I need this on a T-shirt and I think I want to use that as the title track to my album.
I love that a showdown to the death with a terrifying alien is described as “hard working” like it’s a bad day at the office.
For Ripley, it was!? :-P
Average Hongkonger moment
Well, the Nostromo was a tug boat for a whole oil refinery, and the eponymous alien chowed down on Ripley’s crew. And shit went sideways because corporate had this brilliant idea that derailed everything that was going right. It really was just a bad day the office.
Scream not working because space make deaf.
The story of my life right there
While this is funny, I’m pretty sure it isn’t real (or it was intentionally written poorly)- It doesn’t make any sense in Chinese either, and most people in Hong Kong know English at least somewhat.
The grammar is not what you’d expect from a Chinese to English translation, at all.
Well, with the advancements in AI, shitposters can no longer rely on “An AI wrote this! Haha, so funny!” for their blatantly made up posts. I guess “Look at this poor translation! Haha, so funny!” is all they have left at this point.
It’s both absolutely spot on and so far gone from reality that it’s entered a new realm of perception.
I always said it was the bad noodles!
TOO MANY egg
WTF dude?? No spoiler alert?!
Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon
Almost sounds like a Scooby Doo ripoff.
I would see that movie and i wouldn’t even need to watch a trailer.
I need more of these
That last line got to me, I can’t stop laughing!
@[email protected] draw for me Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.
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@[email protected] draw for me Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf.
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This would be the Movie Posters, A.I. generated:
That’s what a LLM would do when prompted about a z-tier alien movie. 😅
Dave’s spokesman vibe
