I’m making custom cards for Cards Against Humanity and this is gold
The other side of the poll has a questionnaire about how to prepare a 1day blinding stew.
Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I’d go with the blinding burrito.
Epic child blindness moment
I love that Alan Wagner’s IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
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Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.
Shit posting from the Darkages
I can’t decide whether or not this is a genuine comment and it’s fucking hilarious
I’m confused as well. I assume that the suggestion is not to poison the child, but what is it?
one day blinding stew
It’s a joke. This is the advice that a witch would give in a fairy tale.
Or from a Minecraft player
Sounds like someone needs a bowl of blinding stew.
Europeans fear the blind stew.
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Just being you is enough, I guess.
Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don’t even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
I think 1 day blinding stew would work as well as a bittering agent. You think she’s going to forget blinding stew?
That’s exactly the sort of thing you don’t want your kid remembering. All it will do is foster in her a vengeance against you, and she would have a pretty legitimate grievance. Who blinds a child, no matter how temporary?
Your parents didn’t give you blinding stew?
It’s not that bad. It doesn’t hurt, it’s scary at first but you adapt. It never made me want to get revenge on my parents, and I haven’t jaywalked since. I actually got it twice when I got suspended from school but the second time was baloney.
Blinding stew isn’t actually real. It’s the fact that people apparently would use it wholeheartedly, on children, that’s horrific.
Lmao, this guy never got the blinding stew. My first time was when my mom thought I stole a candy bar from the grocery store, but it turned out my sister did it and planted on me, so she got double dosed, it was pretty funny.
Either you’re doing a good job of playing along or I am actually hearing about something legitimately worse than the abuse I suffered as a child. I don’t know whether to give you kudos or sympathy.
I can’t tell if this comment is bait
This is the “I eat dirt” guy right? 🤣
