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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How much for cuddles?

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How much for cuddles?

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

      Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

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        Listen to this guy, he knows what he’s talking about

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      Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.

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        It’s a sarcastic view on what the meme depicts. We are in shitposts after all.

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          “sarcastic”

          Yeah I wouldn’t get my hopes up

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            That’s the fun part about sarcasm, you never know how much of what that person said or wrote he really identifies with.

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              it’s hilarious nonetheless

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        Because it’s entertaining.

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      Why did I read that with the David Attenborough voice in mind?

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      Lad should just whack it to succubus porn like the rest of us.

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      Look guys, I’ve spotted the incel!

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