(I have low standards)
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- Hey are you a cigarette? cuz baby you’re subsidized as fuck and heavily marketed to children and you make me hack up a fuckin lung every time I smell you 
- Hey, are you a cigarette? - Why? Because I’m smoking? - Because being around you gave me cancer. 
- Haha thanks you too 
- Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt - Wait, no - Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you - Wait Wait… No - Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me 
 
 
- You are what you… What you eat? 
 
 
- Lung cancer rizz 



