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    11 months ago

    CNN Management: I’m worried that since our purchase by a right-wing nut job and our spectacular idiot explosion of the last CEO, that we’re still in danger of being considered a valid corporate news outlet. What can we do?

    CNN Schmuck: We could force mandatory tracking and ads on all website visitors.

    CNN Management: Brilliant!

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